A Letter of Complaint

2012

Dear Mr Neo

I’m writing to explain a problem I have had with your Enter the Matrix worm portal. I recently took the red pill and the mirror swallowed me as the box said but all of sudden I appeared on McDonnals which is kind of ironic.

I took contact with the rebels last month and I received the pill from your crew three days ago. I was busy spending my time in this false reality for last time those days and when I finally got my black dresses and took the pill I popped up in McDonnals looking like that guy from The Raven movie. There, a kind waitress pointed out the complaint box when I asked for it.

I know about your “situation” with the machines but I would ask for assistance from your busy staff before those suited up guys outside catch me. So, could you please send someone to mend the problem, it would be great if it comes with a motorbike, you know, to run out and make the agents bite the dust.

I look forward to hearing from you

Greetings

Daniel